Archives for June 2016

29 June, 2016 by breharne

WTF is Geocaching?

Well muggle,I will tell you what it is. It’s the most fun you can have outside that doesn’t cost money and doesn’t require packing a car full of supplies and driving until the kids are repeatedly saying “Are we there yet?”. This actually pops up when you sign up! Haha My sister introduced me…

24 June, 2016 by breharne

I Would’ve Called In Sick…

Today… Ugggghhhh, I don’t even know how to start this post other than by saying TODAY SUCKED, IT SUCKED SOOOOOOOOOO BAD! It was one of those days where BC (before children) I would’ve gone home “sick” from work or wouldn’t have gone into work at all! But alas, that is no longer an option for…

22 June, 2016 by breharne

How To: Make Your 3yr Old Think You’re AMAZING

Miss Maya was bored and as usual didn’t want to play with her toys or read a book and on this particular day, didn’t even want to watch TV (not even the Disney Junior channel)! So, I am like GREAT, it’s 6pm, I’ve just put the baby to bed, I’m exhausted and can’t be bothered…

17 June, 2016 by breharne

My LOVE Letter To Gastro…

To Dearest Gastroenteritis, I f*cking HATE you! You are the worst virus/bacteria I have ever met! I wish you were DEAD! Love always, EVERY MOTHER EVER! Please Note: I would like to apologise for the language BUT I feel there is no other word in the English language that adequately expresses the depth of my…

8 June, 2016 by breharne

Where’s My Village?!

It takes a village to raise a child. – African Proverb I really understood the depth and wisdom of this quote 3 years ago when I moved to Jordan with my husband and Maya (who was 1 year old at the time). In short, the model of a ‘normal’ family unit in Jordan is very different…